Eugene Fitzherbert (Flynn Rider) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
brokensmolder) wrote2013-10-13 02:41 pm
brokensmolder) wrote2013-10-13 02:41 pm
001 - action/voice
[ooc: action - he's behind the stables]
[Things that had been on Eugene's to-do list as of about three hours ago:
-Climbing a tower
-Rescuing the girl of his dreams from the clutches of her really overprotective mother
-Sweeping her (the girl, not the mother) off her feet
-Living happily ever after
Things that hadn't been on his to-do list:
-Getting stabbed
-Dying
Still, even if the whole "happily ever after thing" went a bit sideways, there's no arguing with the rest of his plan. Eugene (with the help of a chameleon and a very convenient shard of glass) defeated the evil witch and died heroically in the arms of the woman he loved, which is a very dramatic, Flynnigan Rider-esque touch that he would have really appreciated if it hadn't been for the fact that he was, you know, the one slowly bleeding to death on the floor of Rapunzel's tower. Still, the important part was that she was safe. She was free now, and that was really all that mattered. All that remained was to tell her how he felt.
He did.
And then he was floating away. Eugene doesn't want to go into a big philosophical tear about dying and the nature of death because that would just be awkward, but it really isn't like the books say. There's numbness and a gradual graying-out of the world and the sound of singing, and--
--and the sudden realization that he's lying face-down in a mud puddle (which may not be entirely mud; there's a strong horse-y smell coming from nearby). Shirtless. And kind of cold.
Man, the afterlife sure isn't what it's cracked up to be.]
[voice - a little while later]
So...do we get shirts in heaven, or is that not a thing here?
[Things that had been on Eugene's to-do list as of about three hours ago:
-Climbing a tower
-Rescuing the girl of his dreams from the clutches of her really overprotective mother
-Sweeping her (the girl, not the mother) off her feet
-Living happily ever after
Things that hadn't been on his to-do list:
-Getting stabbed
-Dying
Still, even if the whole "happily ever after thing" went a bit sideways, there's no arguing with the rest of his plan. Eugene (with the help of a chameleon and a very convenient shard of glass) defeated the evil witch and died heroically in the arms of the woman he loved, which is a very dramatic, Flynnigan Rider-esque touch that he would have really appreciated if it hadn't been for the fact that he was, you know, the one slowly bleeding to death on the floor of Rapunzel's tower. Still, the important part was that she was safe. She was free now, and that was really all that mattered. All that remained was to tell her how he felt.
He did.
And then he was floating away. Eugene doesn't want to go into a big philosophical tear about dying and the nature of death because that would just be awkward, but it really isn't like the books say. There's numbness and a gradual graying-out of the world and the sound of singing, and--
--and the sudden realization that he's lying face-down in a mud puddle (which may not be entirely mud; there's a strong horse-y smell coming from nearby). Shirtless. And kind of cold.
Man, the afterlife sure isn't what it's cracked up to be.]
[voice - a little while later]
So...do we get shirts in heaven, or is that not a thing here?
[Voice]
[Voice]
I know! I shall run down the path with something that you can wear!
Rock Lee is amazing. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Excellent
[Clearly he heard Flynn loud and clear. And clearly he's now rushing towards at an impressive the stables with a bundle under one arm.]
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Wow. You shouldn't have.
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[He holds up the bundle... which when unfolded, is very clearly a spare green jumpsuit, identical to the one Lee is wearing. At least it's clean...]
This should fit you well enough!
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If you can just point me to the store, I'll be fine.
[He'll take covered in mud and...other organic matter to wearing that any day. He may not have much else, but he still has his pride.]
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In that case, I will gladly guide you towards the store. Or... even better! [He turns away from Flynn and leans over.] I will carry you there!
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...
...wings.
[Yes, that's the first time he's noticed them. Now he's more convinced than ever that he's in some sort of horrible afterlife.]
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[Lee flips forward and starts walking on his hands.]
In that case, just follow me!
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If this isn't heaven, maybe it's The Other Place.
Still, hope springs eternal.]
Y'know, it's nice of you to show me around and all, but I'm kind of on a tight schedule. Got to see a girl about some hair. Where are we in relation to the Kingdom?
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There is no kingdom here! We are in the Malnosso's domain now. Your kingdom... It seems we are no worlds away from it!
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Literally or figuratively?
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